Need I say more? Probably not, but I will because it´s my job. You´ll feel so talented! Go you!ĭoes jetpacking across a map, throwing poop in someone´s face, and then attend a disco sound appealing to you? With batshit abilities like this you´ll have a blast frustrating your enemies whilst being frustrated by them! Fair AND exciting! It might even be the only shooter out there that can promise you score headshots every time. Either way, our ground-breaking technology guarantees your precision. ✔️ 101% Pay to Win! None of That Loot Box Shit Tho - Pay for the game and win at life! Who knows, maybe feed back to us and we can learn too. But we don´t know what we are doing so you can be the judge of that. ✔️ Designed by Talentless Hacks - This means we have tried to make it balanced, with consideration, and purpose. ✔️ Mostly Finished Menus - I mean, they work, you can navigate and play the game, what more do you want? ✔️ Award Winning Music - Somehow convinced an award-winning composer to make the theme track, still no idea how or why, but we are grateful anyway! ✔️ Tart Up Your Balls - With so many Countryballs to choose from, represent your corner of this flat earth in a style that suits you, or offends everyone else. Fart your way to safety, or build Trump´s wall. ✔️ Absurd Abilities - Just a mix of weird and wonderful perks that are mostly helpful most of the time. ✔️ Cheap & Free SFX - Literally mashed up free and paid audio asset packs to get something that feels juuuuuust alright. ✔️ Several Whole Weapons - We´ve got your machine guns, your rocket launchers, the fan favorite noobtube, we talking raygun, a giant finger, a throwable trashcan, you name it and we will probably add it.

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✔️ Some Unfinished Maps - Three maps primed and ready to go, with more in the works. ⚠️ The subscription is labeled 'Beta', but gives full access to the game and is forever associated with your Steam account, although it is listed as beta.īlends big bullets, bigger balls, and the biggest bats, with absurd abilities, crude customisations, and mediocre memes into what is surely the most modern and accurate representation of warfare ever depicted. This product has no regional restrictions and can be activated in any country. ✅Immediately after purchasing this product you will receive a license key for the game Countryballs: Modern Ballfare for the Steam platform.

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